Help Desk Hotties
Well, since I'm starting to write this about 2 hours after I woke up it may be a little sketchy, but I'll try to recount what happened in the dream:
(real life) I just started a new job about a month ago, I'm working as a manager running a large network. Our office is huge and it's L-shaped, with my area being in the lower right corner of the L and the help desk is in the top of the long portion of the L.
(Dream) I got to work and decided that I was going to "mingle" with the help desk today and get to know the people on our first line of defense against problems. I went over and sat down behind a couple of guys and behind me there was no wall, just a large plain and a lake where the sun was rising, it was beautiful. There a couple of really good-looking girls that I had never seen before sitting at desks answering phones. When it came time to eat, they asked me if I wanted anything and I said sure. We ordered pizza and I said I wanted cheese and pepperoni (is there any other kind???). Well, when the pizza came the guy who brought it was this guy, Michael, who works at my favorite restaurant, Jordan's in Historic Ellicott City. Michael says to me that my two pizzas were half the bill and I owe him $50! It seems that they got me an entire cheese pizza and an entire pepperoni pizza! So, I'm sitting at a table between the two hottest girls and another right across from me. While eating I'm making eyes with the girl across from me, the girl next to me is on her cell phone with someone who's making her cry. When she gets off the phone, she uses my shoulder to cry on. Somehow her hair gets tossed across my face and gets tangled with the hair of the girl next to me creating a sort of spider web in front of my face making it very difficult to both eat and make eyes at the girl across from me. So, I'm trying to shove a piece of pizza through this poor girl's hair while flirting with a girl I can barely see at this point.
After lunch I'm talking to a friend of mine from my school days.
(real life) This guy, Lee, was a friend of mine from Kindergarden all the way through college. We weren't that close after 11th grade, although we were still friendly, however we haven't really kept touch since. For some reason he and his wife (also a highschool friend) are recurrent characters in my dreams. They just had a baby, not sure if that has anything to do with anything...
(dream) So, I'm talking to Lee about fishing and we're gliding on something, over the lake and there are Bass jumping all over the place and something tells me that this is a fish farm...
When it comes time to leave work, I'm walking out and Finch from American Pie (you know the tantric orgasm guy) is walking out at the same time and he offers his arm (much as a groomsman would hook arms with a bridesmaid) and instead of taking his arm, I say, "It's Thursday, or "Man-Love Day", so we have to hold hands".
(real life) In Afghanistan, where I was in January, the men often hold hands while walking down the road. I was talking to this US Military guy and he was saying that on Thursdays, if I would notice, the men hold hands even more than usual. This guy said that all the military guys called Thursday Man-Love Day for this reason.
(dream) So, I'm holding Finch's hand on the way down the stairs and when I get outside Finch is gone and when I look down I don't have any pants on, just underwear and my black socks and black shoes. I realize that my key to my car is in my pants up in the office where for some reason I decided to take them off to be more comfortable. So, I was really dreading going back in to the office with just underwear on, but I was saved as at this point my alarm went off because I had to go to work today!
Until the next dream...
(real life) I just started a new job about a month ago, I'm working as a manager running a large network. Our office is huge and it's L-shaped, with my area being in the lower right corner of the L and the help desk is in the top of the long portion of the L.
(Dream) I got to work and decided that I was going to "mingle" with the help desk today and get to know the people on our first line of defense against problems. I went over and sat down behind a couple of guys and behind me there was no wall, just a large plain and a lake where the sun was rising, it was beautiful. There a couple of really good-looking girls that I had never seen before sitting at desks answering phones. When it came time to eat, they asked me if I wanted anything and I said sure. We ordered pizza and I said I wanted cheese and pepperoni (is there any other kind???). Well, when the pizza came the guy who brought it was this guy, Michael, who works at my favorite restaurant, Jordan's in Historic Ellicott City. Michael says to me that my two pizzas were half the bill and I owe him $50! It seems that they got me an entire cheese pizza and an entire pepperoni pizza! So, I'm sitting at a table between the two hottest girls and another right across from me. While eating I'm making eyes with the girl across from me, the girl next to me is on her cell phone with someone who's making her cry. When she gets off the phone, she uses my shoulder to cry on. Somehow her hair gets tossed across my face and gets tangled with the hair of the girl next to me creating a sort of spider web in front of my face making it very difficult to both eat and make eyes at the girl across from me. So, I'm trying to shove a piece of pizza through this poor girl's hair while flirting with a girl I can barely see at this point.
After lunch I'm talking to a friend of mine from my school days.
(real life) This guy, Lee, was a friend of mine from Kindergarden all the way through college. We weren't that close after 11th grade, although we were still friendly, however we haven't really kept touch since. For some reason he and his wife (also a highschool friend) are recurrent characters in my dreams. They just had a baby, not sure if that has anything to do with anything...
(dream) So, I'm talking to Lee about fishing and we're gliding on something, over the lake and there are Bass jumping all over the place and something tells me that this is a fish farm...
When it comes time to leave work, I'm walking out and Finch from American Pie (you know the tantric orgasm guy) is walking out at the same time and he offers his arm (much as a groomsman would hook arms with a bridesmaid) and instead of taking his arm, I say, "It's Thursday, or "Man-Love Day", so we have to hold hands".
(real life) In Afghanistan, where I was in January, the men often hold hands while walking down the road. I was talking to this US Military guy and he was saying that on Thursdays, if I would notice, the men hold hands even more than usual. This guy said that all the military guys called Thursday Man-Love Day for this reason.
(dream) So, I'm holding Finch's hand on the way down the stairs and when I get outside Finch is gone and when I look down I don't have any pants on, just underwear and my black socks and black shoes. I realize that my key to my car is in my pants up in the office where for some reason I decided to take them off to be more comfortable. So, I was really dreading going back in to the office with just underwear on, but I was saved as at this point my alarm went off because I had to go to work today!
Until the next dream...
posted by kchertu at 4/03/2005 11:11:00 AM
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