Say What Again Motherfucker!

I was on the street and I was a cop, my partner was Samuel L Jackson. We were chasing this long haired guy for a drug bust. We finally chased him down and he pulled out a gun and pointed it at this woman who was about 8 feet away from him. He told us to let him go or he'd shoot her, SLJ jumped in front of her and he told him not to shoot. There were 4 of us cops and we surrounded the druggie. I came up from behind him and grabbed him and got the gun away from him. I wrestled him to the ground and SLJ started asking him about his boss, the druglord who we were really after. He kept saying, "what?". SLJ plants his foot in the middle of the druggies back, grabs a handful of hair and yanks his head back hard and puts a gun to his temple. SLJ says, "Say what again motherfucker". He then started talking.

We talked him into helping us bust his boss. We made plans to "buy" a large amount of drugs from his boss at a hotel on the top floor. When SLJ and I got to the top floor we were standing there waiting and I saw a door open and a bed. Since we were 2 hours early, I told him I was going to take a nap. I was about to climb into bed when I see that there is a woman in the bed. I came out and told SLJ, he said the hotel set us up with this room and there shouldn't be anyone here. A couple of minutes later, this woman walks out of the bedroom and is shocked to see us. She makes her way for the phone and SLJ dives through the air with his badge in his hand to show her that he's a cop. She's like, I don't care if you're a cop, you're in my suite. Frantic, she went back into her room. I walked in there and she's sitting next to the window with her tits hanging out. She looked despondent and was holding a pill in her hand. She asked me something about opening the window and I looked at her and asked her if she was thinking about jumping. She chuckled and said of course not. Then I hear something behind me and I turn around to see another woman in the bed with no clothes on. She says, "Good morning". I looked at her and said, "Nice tits". They were obviously lovers. Then there are all of a sudden 3 small (ages 2-6) kids, 2 boys and one really cute little girl. They say good morning to me, and I start talking to them, I tell them I'm a cop. They asked me if I was there to keep their Mama Beth from killing herself. I turn around and she's standing behind me naked with her arms outstretched and blood flowing down her arms from the slits she's made in her wrists... and I woke up.