Bond, Josh Bond
I was working with this super secret spy unit that nobody knew about, the headquarters were out in the middle of the desert and we flew in to work every day on little taxi lear jets.
If this were a movie we would have seen this rebel agent do risky thing after risky thing until he finally cost someone their lives and got kicked out. Well, now he is Dr. Evil to my Austin Powers. He once tried to poison an entire city by contaminating the water supply. That plan was thwarted by yours truly.
This day started out like any other, I flew in to work, but then I received a phone call from you know who. He stated that there was a package that I wouldn't want to miss seeing someone open in the heart of the city, he said the 4th of July was going to come early for some lucky people today. So, naturally I'm thinking bomb. I gathered the entire agency together (there were about 20 agents) I started telling everyone what I wanted them to do. i wanted 4 teams of 5, a bomb expert on each team. We had to fan out in the center section of the city and use his clues to find the bomb, if that's what it was. We also needed a poison expert and toxic materials person on each team, in case it was a chemical weapon of some sort. A lot more went on in the dream, like running around a college campus looking for Pearce Brosnin, smoking some dope and wishing I had smoked a lot more (I guess that is why I'm watching Half-Baked right now). Finally we were all about to roll out and I stopped everyone and pulled the "boss" aside. I told him something wasn't right. Then it hit me, this guy wants nothing more than to destroy our agency, we are about to all leave to go to the city and leave the facility basically empty with nothing but a couple of security guards and the janitors. We will all be traveling together away from here. I realized that there was no bomb or package, it was just a ploy to get us all out of here. So, I gathered up all of the janitors and security guards and dressed them up like agents and sent them out in the cars and to get on the planes. Once they were away in the air, and we were in janitors outfits and security guards, sure enough he pops up, somehow with a fake ID and fake thumbprints and eye scan to get in, we grab him and that was it. He had some kind of poison that he was planning to put in the vents and time it to go off with our arrival. We live to fight another day.
If this were a movie we would have seen this rebel agent do risky thing after risky thing until he finally cost someone their lives and got kicked out. Well, now he is Dr. Evil to my Austin Powers. He once tried to poison an entire city by contaminating the water supply. That plan was thwarted by yours truly.
This day started out like any other, I flew in to work, but then I received a phone call from you know who. He stated that there was a package that I wouldn't want to miss seeing someone open in the heart of the city, he said the 4th of July was going to come early for some lucky people today. So, naturally I'm thinking bomb. I gathered the entire agency together (there were about 20 agents) I started telling everyone what I wanted them to do. i wanted 4 teams of 5, a bomb expert on each team. We had to fan out in the center section of the city and use his clues to find the bomb, if that's what it was. We also needed a poison expert and toxic materials person on each team, in case it was a chemical weapon of some sort. A lot more went on in the dream, like running around a college campus looking for Pearce Brosnin, smoking some dope and wishing I had smoked a lot more (I guess that is why I'm watching Half-Baked right now). Finally we were all about to roll out and I stopped everyone and pulled the "boss" aside. I told him something wasn't right. Then it hit me, this guy wants nothing more than to destroy our agency, we are about to all leave to go to the city and leave the facility basically empty with nothing but a couple of security guards and the janitors. We will all be traveling together away from here. I realized that there was no bomb or package, it was just a ploy to get us all out of here. So, I gathered up all of the janitors and security guards and dressed them up like agents and sent them out in the cars and to get on the planes. Once they were away in the air, and we were in janitors outfits and security guards, sure enough he pops up, somehow with a fake ID and fake thumbprints and eye scan to get in, we grab him and that was it. He had some kind of poison that he was planning to put in the vents and time it to go off with our arrival. We live to fight another day.
posted by kchertu at 1/26/2006 10:04:00 AM
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