Friday, February 27, 2009

Taylor Swift - Should've Said No?

Last night as I drifted peacefully off to sleep listening to my iTunes play the soundtrack from the amazing play, "Wicked" you wouldn't think that'd I'd dream about a 20-yr old Country Music Goddess, but that's exactly what I did!

The action (dream) picks up as I'm entering a local town baseball stadium, I'm on my cell phone talking to my agent. I walk into a luxury suite (yeah I know, it's a local town ball game, but there was a luxury suite, it's a dream people!). There were quite a few of my friends from here in Maryland in the suite, but on the field playing baseball was a group of my friends from high school in Tennessee.

As I entered the suite I was still on the phone, but I was acknowledging my friends and there beside my friend Corley stands non other than one of my favorite country singers, Taylor Swift! So, I'm on the phone and Taylor is obviously wanting to talk to me. I wave and give a nice nod and after another minute I (so cooly) finish the conversation with my agent and get off of the phone. Turns out Taylor knows who I am from movies (she must be an indie film fan!) and wanted Corley to introduce us. This must have been some point in the future because she looked more like 25 or so than how she looks now... she looked great, but just not 20.


Once he introduced us it was like no one else existed, she and I talked for the entire game and near the end of the game we took a walk to get away from everyone. There was an area behind the stadium where there was some farm equipment (remember, small town, Tennessee) and she hopped up on a tractor. We talked some more and then we heard the crowd cheering and knew the game was over. She jumped down from the tractor, but landed in a hole and twisted her ankle. When I took her sock off to look at her foot, it was instantly bruised, so I picked her up and carried her.

On the way back to the stadium, as I'm carrying her, we continued to talk and then we had our first tender kiss. It was very nice and soft and sweet. As we walked into the stadium and along the side of the field I looked up in the stands and saw a TON of people from high school... now I wasn't the coolest kid in HS and standing there, holding Taylor Swift in my arms, I pretty much had all eyes on us and everyone was just staring with their mouths wide open. So I whispered to her that it was people from my HS and she smiled and gave me the most passionate kiss ever that lasted about a minute... yeah I pretty much felt like THE MAN!

After the kiss my really good friends, who were playing ball, approached us with even bigger shocked looks. We made plans afterward to play poker and Taylor said she wanted to play too, so of course that was cool.

On the way to the poker game she was talking NON-STOP and she called her manager and told him to cancel her Nashville concert the next day because she had twisted her ankle, but when she got off the phone she excitedly said to me, "I really cancelled the show because I wanted to be able to spend more time with you babe!".

Then she started talking about how this was going to be the best relationship ever and I was obviously better than her past boyfriends and we were going to have so much fun and where should we live Nashville or Maryland and on and on and on...

That's about the point when I started to panic, my vision started to spin, all sounds from other cars (horns, engines, doors slamming) were amplified, and I woke up screaming... NOOOOOOO! :)

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