Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Old ladies and Nazi plates

I was trying out for my little league baseball team but I was an adult. After trying out they cut me! I couldn't believe it, I was very upset. Then this sweet little old lady wrote me a note and gave it to me. It was basically telling me not to worry about it and that she cared for me no matter what.
I went back to her house with her because after talking to her she was telling me she had a lot of stuff she would sell me really cheap before she died. So I was going through her things and she had perfect coins from the 1700's and she had a couple of Hitler's china plates with the SS on it. I was on my phone on the internet looking up prices to offer her for the stuff. Then there were some people screaming obsenities about her outside. I asked her who it was and with an oblivious smile on her face she said "just some kids having fun". So, I went to the window and yelled at them to shut the fuck up and we got into a shouting match back and forth, they pulled out guns and started shooting at the house. I asked the lady if she had any guns and she handed me two big ass 45s and told me where the bullets were. The shoot out continued, I was picking them off one by one. I put her in a corner and told her to stay there, I got grazed on the head and took a bullet in the lower outside of my back (the lovehandle) but I killed them all ending when I shot one upclose in the face. In return she gave me all of her valuables, unfortunately the Hitler plates were shattered to pieces. :(